Yup, so I’m currently addicted to this RPG called “Rogue Galaxy” and it’s been taking up way too much of my time. I mean, hello, pirates in space! With actual frigate ships as spaceships! And awesome graphics of prettiness. How can you resist? So, of course, when the zombie hordes started shambling outside my door, slowly making their way across my front window with their arms extended and a kind of brainless look on their face (for a minute, I thought John had forgotten his Monster again, but then I realized it was just a zombie) I couldn’t put down my controller. I wasn’t at a save point yet!

There were a few screams of fear, quickly silenced as my neighbors inadvertently tripped over a pebble (yes, the same damn pebble) and sprained their ankles and became zombie chow. I began wondering just how much Ramen noodles I had stacked away for that day-the-zombies-come-in-droves — you know, you gotta be prepared for everything. I must say, though, that the zombies are much quieter than my neighbors ever were.

Anyway, now I’ve got to try and dig out my Emergency Zombie Attack Box, you know, the one you keep in your closet in case of zombie attacks? The one that has a shotgun, lots of extra shells, a machete, a chainsaw, and a syringe full of special, non-zombie virus that will turn me into one badass motherfucka.

It’s going to be a long day.

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ID: 218 June 13th, 2008 at 8:24 am Wynderlon.com: the feverish writings of a feverish mind. says: [...]  June 13, 2008: So, it has happened againI remember the horrific events of last year I was ready this time. A large machete, a shotgun, some boxes of shells, and an MP3 player full of [...]

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